He wass so perfect how is one man so perfect and literallly perfect

Holy mother fucking Matt Corby holy shit holy fuck oh my godddddffdd

i wish we lived in a society where one could eat Pocky for every main meal of the day and not be judged

i went to the bathroom at uni and then the lock in the cubical jammed and i couldn’t get out and i was going to cry and i wanted to like call out for help but i didn’t want to make it obvious that i was locked in the toilet so i was going to call the university but what the fuck was i meant to say “help i’m locked in the toilet??”  and then i thought i might die in there and i lost all hope but then my friend called me and he was like “wafia where are you? you’re late” and then i started crying and i told him i was stuck in the cubical and then he sent in a rescue team of girls to open the lock from the outside. anyway, i’m alive now and i’m never ever going to use bathrooms ever again